Potter Puppet Pals in “The Mysterious Ticking Noise”
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007Snape hears a strange ticking sound. Love ensues.
Archive for October, 2007
Evolution of Dance
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007The funniest 6 minutes you will ever see! Remem…
20 reasons why Harry Potter’s famous.
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007I am putting down , 20 reasons as to why Harry Potter’s so famous ! Oh , do remember to read my personal comments encased in the brackets.
1. Nowhere in literary history will you find a boy so blighted, so miserable yet rich as Harry Potter.
2. He survived a murderous assault by a [...]
Clinton and the Pope - Jokes
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007One unfortunate day, Bill Clinton and the Pope both died, Clinton was condemned to Hell and Pope was going to be sent to Heaven. But this all got muddled up and they were sent to the wrong places. So, an angel was sent down to Hell to get the Pope and a devil was sent [...]
Two sheep in a field - Joke
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007Two sheep in a field, one says, “Baaaaaaaa!”
The other says, “Damn! I was just going to say that!”
Bear and rabbit - Joke
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007A big bear and little rabbit are taking a dump side by side in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks. “Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?” The rabbit replies “no”. So the bear wiped his bottom with the rabbit.
Success through the ages
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007At age 4, success is… not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is… having friends.
At age 16, success is… having a driver’s license.
At age 20, success is… having sex.
At age 35, success is… having money.
At age 50, success is… having money.
At age 60, success is… having sex.
At age 70, success is… having a driver’s [...]
Ali G’s Nursery Rhymes
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007Old mother hubbard,
Went to da cupboard,
To get her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave da bitch a bone of his own.
Hickory, dickory, dock,
Dis bitch was sucking me cock,
Da clock struck two,
I dumped me goo,
And dropped her at da end of da block.
Mary had
Male and Female Showering Habits
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007Shower like a woman…
Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
Look at womanly physique in the mirror and [...]