Snape hears a strange ticking sound. Love ensues.
Monthly Archive: October 2007
Oct
23
Evolution of Dance
The funniest 6 minutes you will ever see! Remem…
Oct
23
20 reasons why Harry Potter’s famous.
I am putting down , 20 reasons as to why Harry Potter’s so famous ! Oh , do remember to read my personal comments encased in the brackets. 1. Nowhere in literary history will you find a boy so blighted, so miserable yet rich as Harry Potter. 2. He survived a murderous assault by a …
Oct
23
Clinton and the Pope – Jokes
One unfortunate day, Bill Clinton and the Pope both died, Clinton was condemned to Hell and Pope was going to be sent to Heaven. But this all got muddled up and they were sent to the wrong places. So, an angel was sent down to Hell to get the Pope and a devil was sent …
Oct
23
Two sheep in a field – Joke
Two sheep in a field, one says, “Baaaaaaaa!” The other says, “Damn! I was just going to say that!”
Oct
23
Bear and rabbit – Joke
A big bear and little rabbit are taking a dump side by side in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks. “Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?” The rabbit replies “no”. So the bear wiped his bottom with the rabbit.
Oct
23
Success through the ages
At age 4, success is… not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is… having friends. At age 16, success is… having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is… having sex. At age 35, success is… having money. At age 50, success is… having money. At age 60, success is… having sex. At …
Oct
23
Male and Female Showering Habits
Shower like a woman… Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. Look at womanly physique in the mirror and …
