Mar
07
Golfer and the Caddy Golfer: Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy: The way you play, sir, it’s a sin any day of the week. Accountant’s Reincarnation The Accountant’s Theory of Reincarnation: if you are a good and virtuous accountant, then you are reborn as an engineer. But …
Mar
06
We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. When …
