Old Man – Aging Jokes
“I’ve sure gotten old,” said Maury the Snitch. “I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees.
I fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
I have bouts with dementia, such poor circulation that I can hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Sheesh, I can’t even remember if I’m 26, or 62, or 86!
Plus, I’ve lost all my friends….
But thank God, I still have my driver’s license!”
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4 comments
Maria says:
October 19, 2008 at 3:58 pm (UTC -6 )
Its Good one’s
Mr.Paul says:
October 19, 2008 at 3:59 pm (UTC -6 )
very funny
Rolling Razor says:
November 5, 2009 at 1:33 am (UTC -6 )
wowww that’s cool may your license work in heaven also as plz keep renewal every year
Bharat says:
September 9, 2011 at 1:44 pm (UTC -6 )
really funny and nice joke