Cheat Sheet: Politician’s Sex Scandal
Saturday, September 6th, 2008Politician’s Sex Scandal Cheat Sheet
Here is the quick reference guide to help all politicians get through those inevitable sex scandals!
Archive for the 'Funny Articles' Category
Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn?
Thursday, March 6th, 2008We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass [...]
20 reasons why Harry Potter’s famous.
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007I am putting down , 20 reasons as to why Harry Potter’s so famous ! Oh , do remember to read my personal comments encased in the brackets.
1. Nowhere in literary history will you find a boy so blighted, so miserable yet rich as Harry Potter.
2. He survived a murderous assault by a [...]
Success through the ages
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007At age 4, success is… not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is… having friends.
At age 16, success is… having a driver’s license.
At age 20, success is… having sex.
At age 35, success is… having money.
At age 50, success is… having money.
At age 60, success is… having sex.
At age 70, success is… having a driver’s [...]
Ali G’s Nursery Rhymes
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007Old mother hubbard,
Went to da cupboard,
To get her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave da bitch a bone of his own.
Hickory, dickory, dock,
Dis bitch was sucking me cock,
Da clock struck two,
I dumped me goo,
And dropped her at da end of da block.
Mary had
Male and Female Showering Habits
Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007Shower like a woman…
Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
Look at womanly physique in the mirror and [...]