Politician’s Sex Scandal Cheat Sheet Here is the quick reference guide to help all politicians get through those inevitable sex scandals!
Mar
06
We must polish the Polish furniture. He could lead if he would get the lead out. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum. When …
Oct
23
I am putting down , 20 reasons as to why Harry Potter’s so famous ! Oh , do remember to read my personal comments encased in the brackets. 1. Nowhere in literary history will you find a boy so blighted, so miserable yet rich as Harry Potter. 2. He survived a murderous assault by a …
Oct
23
At age 4, success is… not peeing in your pants. At age 12, success is… having friends. At age 16, success is… having a driver’s license. At age 20, success is… having sex. At age 35, success is… having money. At age 50, success is… having money. At age 60, success is… having sex. At …
Oct
23
Shower like a woman… Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom. Look at womanly physique in the mirror and …