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Golfer and the Caddy
Golfer: Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it’s a sin any day of the week.
Accountant’s Reincarnation
The Accountant’s Theory of Reincarnation: if you are a good and virtuous accountant, then you are reborn as an engineer. But if you are evil, [...]
1. Yo momma is so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
2. Yo momma is so dark she spits chocolate milk!
3. Yo momma is so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
4. Yo momma is so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to
keep from eating [...]
One unfortunate day, Bill Clinton and the Pope both died, Clinton was condemned to Hell and Pope was going to be sent to Heaven. But this all got muddled up and they were sent to the wrong places. So, an angel was sent down to Hell to get the Pope and a devil was sent [...]
Two sheep in a field, one says, “Baaaaaaaa!”
The other says, “Damn! I was just going to say that!”
A big bear and little rabbit are taking a dump side by side in the woods. The bear looks down at the rabbit and asks. “Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?” The rabbit replies “no”. So the bear wiped his bottom with the rabbit.
At age 4, success is… not peeing in your pants.
At age 12, success is… having friends.
At age 16, success is… having a driver’s license.
At age 20, success is… having sex.
At age 35, success is… having money.
At age 50, success is… having money.
At age 60, success is… having sex.
At age 70, success is… having a driver’s [...]
Old mother hubbard,
Went to da cupboard,
To get her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave da bitch a bone of his own.
Hickory, dickory, dock,
Dis bitch was sucking me cock,
Da clock struck two,
I dumped me goo,
And dropped her at da end of da block.
Mary had
Shower like a woman…
Take off clothing and place it in a sectioned laundry hamper according to lights, darks, whites, man made or natural.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way cover up any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom.
Look at womanly physique in the mirror and [...]
Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
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What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she’s pregnant.
Is it mine?
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How do you make a blonde laugh on [...]
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