Category Archive: Jokes

Jan
19

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

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Jan
19

What is defference between man and Superman?

What is defference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser. (Tejas Chachcha)

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Jan
19

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. (Jon)

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Sep
21

Jokes Collecion 3

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn’t matter… he won’t come to you anyway! What do you call a guy at your front door with no legs or arms? Matt! I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow, isn’t looking good either. I love deadlines. I …

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Sep
21

Jokes Collecion 2

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. ——————————————————————————– Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks? It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour. ——————————————————————————– What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she’s pregnant. Is it mine? ——————————————————————————– …

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Sep
21

Jokes Collecion 1

What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud. (Jon) Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said. When did you first notice this problem? What problem? (Scott) What is defference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the …

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