Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks?
It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
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What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she’s pregnant.
Is it mine?
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How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
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Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots.
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What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
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