Funny Model Fall on Runway - live must see!!
February 9th, 2008Funny Model Fall on Runway
live must see!!
may be best clip i ever shared
Funny Sport Moments - Awesome Vid hilarious lol
February 9th, 2008Funny Sport Moments
Awesome Vid hilarious lol
Only for Bus - Funny Vid lol Must see!
February 9th, 2008Only for Bus
Funny Vid lol Must see!
Yo Momma Lines Short Jokes : Misc Collection
January 15th, 20081. Yo momma is so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
2. Yo momma is so dark she spits chocolate milk!
3. Yo momma is so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
4. Yo momma is so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to
keep from eating her fingers.
5. Yo momma is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
6. Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
7. Yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
8. Yo momma is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
9. Yo momma is so short she can play handball on the curb.
10. Yo momma is so short she does backflips under the bed.
11. Yo momma is so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut
her hair and she opened up her shirt
12. Yo momma is so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
13. Yo momma is so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
14. Yo momma is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
15. Yo momma is so nasty she made right guard turn left.
16. Yo momma is so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
17. Yo momma is so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
18. Yo momma is so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
19. Yo momma is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
20. Yo momma is like potato chips– Fri-to Lay
21. Yo momma is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
22. Yo momma is like the pillbury doughboy - everyone gets a poke!
23. Yo momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
24. Yo momma is like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
25. Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
26. Yo momma is like a bus, fifty cents and she’s ready to ride!
27. Yo momma is like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
28. Yo momma is like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
29. Yo momma is like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
30. Yo momma is like a shotgun on one cock and she blows!
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31. Yo momma is like a hardware store - 4 cents a screw!
32. Yo momma is like Domino’s pizza– Something for nothing
33. Yo momma is like a refridgerator - everyone likes to put their meat in her!
34. Yo momma is like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
35. Yo momma is like a bowling ball. She’s picked up, fingered, and then thrown in
the gutter.
Do Penguins Fly?
January 15th, 2008
Do penguins fly and most importantly, can someone bring a proof that they do
Stupid Farting Monkeys : Animations Video
January 15th, 2008
Stupid Farting Monkeys a Animations Video, Is it really funny.
The Lion Sleeps Tonight : Animations Video
January 15th, 2008
In the Jungle The mighty Jungle The Lion Sleeps Tonight…. Really Awesome.
Potter Puppet Pals in “The Mysterious Ticking Noise”
October 23rd, 2007Snape hears a strange ticking sound. Love ensues.
Evolution of Dance
October 23rd, 2007The funniest 6 minutes you will ever see! Remem…
20 reasons why Harry Potter’s famous.
October 23rd, 2007I am putting down , 20 reasons as to why Harry Potter’s so famous ! Oh , do remember to read my personal comments encased in the brackets.
1. Nowhere in literary history will you find a boy so blighted, so miserable yet rich as Harry Potter.
2. He survived a murderous assault by a brain-dead sorcerer with an extremely stupid name - Voldemort. ( yuck , I wouldn’t even call my dog as Voldemort)
3. A man called Albus Dumbledore is his hero. ( He’s got waist length beard which he can’t cut because they are stronger than steel.)
4. He goes to a school called Hog-Warts. ( All the Hogs at that place are full of Warts.)
5. He flies a broomstick. ( What happened to high velocity jet-fighters..?! )
6. He becomes invisible by wearing an invisibility cloak. ( Why though ? Is he ashamed of his appearance ?)
7. He has a lightning shaped scar on his head. ( Imagine being famous because your skins been sliced open..)
8. He uses a magic wand to Read the rest of this entry »