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Funny Quotes about Life
Funny Quotes About Life by Famous People here are few Funny Life Quotes.. “There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it” – Oscar Wilde “For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed” – …
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10.Three Handed Hannah Seems when Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas were a couple she could keep her hand to herself, or other hand, or her other hand. 9. Lady Tripod (No, not THAT kind of tripod) Extra appendages abound for Lady Guinevere. A hand to hold is worth two by your side.
Funny Quotes Collection!
If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style. Quentin Crisp If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor. Joan Rivers If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? Lily Tomlin If my films make one more person miserable, I’ll feel I have done my …
Funny John McCain Pictures
McCain Shining McCain Bride Funny Collage Of John McCain John McBush 2008 McCain GOPocalypse Now McCain And The Bush Hug McCain Microphone McCain Simpsons 2008 McCain – Get Off My Lawn
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Another Cool Funny Jokes Collection
Golfer and the Caddy
Golfer: Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?
Caddy: The way you play, sir, it’s a sin any day of the week.
Accountant’s Reincarnation
The Accountant’s Theory of Reincarnation: if you are a good and virtuous accountant, then you are reborn as an engineer. But if you are evil, wicked accountant, you are reborn as a psychologist.
Church Signs
The new website called Churchsigngenerator.com is for those who may have a the devilish urge to sneak up to a church and change the sign. You can express yourself now in the privacy of your own home.
Antarctic Cruise
One of the passengers, who survived the shipwreck of Antarctic cruise ship: “We didn’t panic because we knew there must be other cruise ships in the area. The bizarre thing was that people began to tell Titanic jokes.” Possibly like this one:
Titanic was about to sink. People on the ship were crying, running and praying to God – just then a passenger had the following conversation with the captain. Passenger: How far is land, from here? Captain: Around two miles… Passenger: Only two miles, then why these fools are making noise. I can swim even more then that. Just tell me in which direction? Captain: Downward…
Carrots on the Road
Two carrots were crossing the road. One was ran over by a car. After taking the injured carrot to the hospital the doctor says, “Well the good news is that your friend is going to live, but the bad news is he’s going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.”
Sharks and Lawyers
Why sharks would not attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Mar
06
Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn?
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
ISN’T ENGLISH A FUNNY LANGUAGE ?
There is no egg in eggplant or ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple…
Is cheese the plural of choose?
If teachers taught, why didn’t preachers praught?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
In what language do people recite at a play, and play at a recital?
Ship by truck, and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell?
Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Feb
21
No, You can’t Play with mine
Nice funny Pic
Feb
09
Funny Model Fall on Runway – live must see!!
Funny Model Fall on Runway
live must see!!
may be best clip i ever shared
Feb
09
Funny Sport Moments – Awesome Vid hilarious lol
Funny Sport Moments
Awesome Vid hilarious lol
Feb
09
Only for Bus – Funny Vid lol Must see!
Only for Bus
Funny Vid lol Must see!
Jan
15
Yo Momma Lines Short Jokes : Misc Collection
1. Yo momma is so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
2. Yo momma is so dark she spits chocolate milk!
3. Yo momma is so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
4. Yo momma is so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to
keep from eating her fingers.
5. Yo momma is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
6. Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
7. Yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
8. Yo momma is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
9. Yo momma is so short she can play handball on the curb.
10. Yo momma is so short she does backflips under the bed.
11. Yo momma is so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut
her hair and she opened up her shirt
12. Yo momma is so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!
13. Yo momma is so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
14. Yo momma is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach
15. Yo momma is so nasty she made right guard turn left.
16. Yo momma is so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
17. Yo momma is so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.
18. Yo momma is so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off
19. Yo momma is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
20. Yo momma is like potato chips– Fri-to Lay
21. Yo momma is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
22. Yo momma is like the pillbury doughboy – everyone gets a poke!
23. Yo momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
24. Yo momma is like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
25. Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!
26. Yo momma is like a bus, fifty cents and she’s ready to ride!
27. Yo momma is like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
28. Yo momma is like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!
29. Yo momma is like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
30. Yo momma is like a shotgun on one cock and she blows!
The list continues below
31. Yo momma is like a hardware store – 4 cents a screw!
32. Yo momma is like Domino’s pizza– Something for nothing
33. Yo momma is like a refridgerator – everyone likes to put their meat in her!
34. Yo momma is like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
35. Yo momma is like a bowling ball. She’s picked up, fingered, and then thrown in
the gutter.
Jan
15
Do Penguins Fly?
Do penguins fly and most importantly, can someone bring a proof that they do
Jan
15
Stupid Farting Monkeys : Animations Video
Stupid Farting Monkeys a Animations Video, Is it really funny.
