- Unite against togetherness!
- Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
- If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
- No fear! (NAME) is here!
- I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
- Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
- I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
- A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
- Save a tree, eat a beaver
- By the time you read this, you've already read it
- Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
- Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
- I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
- Dont steal, the government hates competition
- If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
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