- In the event of an emergency landing why do the people in the pamflet look so calm?
- I can't wait to see how you look when I'm naked
- Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights do make a left
- 3 words to ruin a guys ego..is it in??
- You can better lose a lover than love a loser
- I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
- Women/Men are like public toilets, they are either taken or full of shit
- Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one
- Work harder: People on welfare depend on you
- Me breaking the rules? No. I test their elasticity
- Be back later...my dog ate my car keys....we are hitchhiking to the vet's office
- We came, we saw, we drank beer
- Geniuses are never understood in their own lifetimes
- You can trust the government, just ask the Indians
- Be nice to your children. For they will be choosing your nursing home someday
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