- Everybody has the right to be stupid but your breaking the rules!
- Why do our noses run and our feet smell?
- Save a mouse, eat a pussy
- Keep Earth clean, it's not Ur-anus
- Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
- Make love not war. Condoms are cheaper than guns
- Don't do it behind the garden gate love is blind but the neighbours ain't!
- When you judge others you dont define them you define yourself.. :-)
- The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?
- You're looking at perfection, and it ain't you!
- Do blind eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
- If electricty comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
- Never wish on 1 star more than 1nce cause your luck ALWAYS runs out!
- I know that you know that I know that you think I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
- We both know I'm the best, that's why you never tell me
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