- I like my steak so rare that when you poke it, it still says moooo
- Can I get your picture? I collect nature disasters
- For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world
- I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
- You and the bank own a very lovely home
- I would tell ya to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven
- I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants
- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
- You don't buy the drink here, you only rent it
- The only reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
- Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later
- Only in America do they buy a double cheese burger, large fries and a DIET COKE
- I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
- All racists who are prepared to die for their country, why not now?
- Drinking is the answer, I don't remember the question
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