- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
- Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good
- Oh man this is crazy, I hope I didn't brain my damage
- Time flies like the wind; fruit flies like bananas
- If you dont like my driving, then stay off the sidewalk
- I'm a mistake - legalize abortion!
- I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it
- That money talks I don't deny... I just heard mine yell: Goodbye!!
- Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids
- I'm not a follower... I'm a leader with the same idea
- This is where Napolean beat his bone-a-part
- First law of science: don't spit into the wind
- I refuse to join any club that would have me for a member
- If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
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