Roman Urdu Poetry

Funny Shayari – Daddy Internet Laga Dein

Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Dil Ka Connection Miladein
Daddy Internet Laga Dein
Mujhe Aaya Mail Dostoun Ka
Kab Lagay Ga Itna Bata Dein
Homework Pura Hota Nahi
Raat Ko Mein Sota Nahi
Jab Mood Ho Parhai Ka
Homework Koi Hota Nahi.
Net Bhi Hai Kamaal Cheez
Bas Aati Ho Agar Chalani Keys
Waisay To Bohot Hai Kaam Is Kay
Par Chatting Pe Lagti Nahi Fees.
Aap Kehte Hain Mein Shor Machaon Ga
Try Karo Mein Naraz Na Kar Paon Ga
Mein God Promise Karta Hun
Net Aap Ke Saunay Ke Baad Lagaun Ga.
Saheli Nahi MeriHaan Dost Hi Hotay Hain
Who Saray Ke Saray School Mein Hi Sotay Hain
Raat To Guzarti Hai Net Par Typing Kartay
Subha Bhi Chat Room Mein Hi Hotay Hain.
Ladkian Bhi Kamaal Hoti Hain
Ghar Pe Apni Misaal Hoti Hain
Saara Kaam Khatam Karkay
Das Bajay Saday Naal Hoti Hain.
Ab To Mujhe Internet Lagadein
Meri Bhi Mauj Karadein
Mein Bhi Dhondta Hun Cyber Bahoo
Daddy Internet Laga Dein

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Bohat Hee Khobsurat Nazm Ka Aghaz Kerte Hain
Yeh Larke Kion Apna Waqt Berbaad Kerte Hain
Zara Samjha Kero Hum Ko, Zara Alfaaz Wapis Lo
Kay Sharif Zaadey Kahan, Kab, Aisi Baat Kartay Hain
Kissi Se ?Luv U? Kehte Hain Kissi Se ?Hug U? Kehte Hain
Yeh Jo Aap Kerte Hain Who Kia Khak Kerte Hain??
Mobile De Ke Larkion Ko Inspire Kerte Hain
Maa Baap Ke Paisoon Ka Khana Kharab Kerte Hain
Bohat Pur-Josh Rehte Hain Bohat Si Baatein Kerte Hain
Mager Matlub Ki Baatoon Ko Huns Ke Taala Kerte Hain
Deen Ki Baatoon Ko Khud Pe Na Kabhi Sawar Kartay Hain
Aur Kuch Mane Ya Na Mane Girlfriends Hamesha Chaar Rakhtay Hain
Nahin Ager Aap Ki Niyat Mein Koi Futoor
Tow Larkion Ke Face Mein Kia Talaash Kerte Hain???
Kahain Tu Hard Disk Bhar Doon Inn Pe Likh Ker
Chalein Chorein Aaj Hum Inn Ko Maaf Kerte Hain?..


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