Roman Urdu Poetry

Funny Shayari – kal jo hua hai daf?atan us se mera mukaalma

kal jo hua hai daf?atan us se mera mukaalma
khoobiy-e-ikhtisaar ka tajruba kuchh ?unique? hai

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main ne kaha ke ?Bazm-e-Naaz? us ne kaha ke ?Kya kaha?
main ne kaha ke ?Kuchh nahin? us ne kaha ke ?Theek hai?

pankhhay ki ruki nabz chalaane kay liye aa
kamre ka bujha balb jalaane kay liye aa

tamheed-e-judaai hai agarchay tera milna
?aa phir se mujhe chhoR kay jaane kay liye aa?

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Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana?..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain?.

Wo Bachiyan Phasana?.
Wo Hasna Hasana?.

Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana?.
Teachrz Ki Hatana?

Wo Punishment Milna?..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana?.

Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana?..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na?..

Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs?.
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Yadain Hi Yadain.
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Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker..

Bay-Naam Say Sapnay Daikha Ker
Aye Dil Her Ja Na Phisla Ker

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker

Na Dartay Hain Na Naa-dim Hain
Na Maanain K woh Khaadim Hain

Yahan Ulti Ganga Behti Hai
Is Dais Main Andhay Haakim Hain

Yah Raqam Saray Likhtay Hain
Qawneen Yahan Na Tiktay Hain

Hai Yahan Per Karoobaar Bohat
Is Dais Main Gurday Biktay Hain

Yahan DOLLAR DOLLAR Hoti Hai
Or G.D.P Kasootti Hai

Kuch Loog Hain Aali Shaan Bohat
or Kuch Ka Nuqsaan Rootti Hai

Umeed Ko Lay Ker Parhtay Hain
Phir Degree Lay ker Phirtay Hain

Jab JOB Na Un Ke Milti Hai
Phir Khud-kush Hamlay Kartay Hain

Woh Kehtay Hain Sab Acha Hai
Or Fooj Ka Raaj Sacha Hai

Khoota Gaari Wala Kyun Yah Manay
Jab Bhooka Us Ka Bacha Hai

Yah Dais Hai Andhay Logoon Ka
Aye Chaand Yahan Na Nikla Ker?!!!

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